Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop !
Why did a anowman send his fathe…
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Why couldn’t the skeleton pay hi…
Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.
Why did a footballer take a piec…
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
He was the skipper!
Why did a footballer take a piec…
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?
He was the skipper !
Why did Arthur have a round tabl…
Why did Arthur have a round table ?
So no one could corner him !
Why did a man’s pet vulture not …
Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years?
It was stuffed.
Why did a gambler scare everyone…
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark!
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke t…
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? S…
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Why did Captain Kirk go into the…
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To boldly go where no man has been before !