Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I’m a bit tired of it.
Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I’m a bit tired of it.
Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I have, I’m not going to tell you.
Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?
Yes, but I didn’t find it striking.
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60?
That’s amazing!”Hawk smiled and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!”
Hear about the blonde explorer?
She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?
“”My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.””Oh?
And what does your father do?
“”He’s in the Army, sir.”
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!