Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient’s best side.
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Why did the old lady cover her m…
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth.
Why did the nutty kid throw butt…
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the owl, owl ? Because t…
Why did the owl, owl ?
Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er !
Why did the Oregon State psychol…
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the pig go to the casino…
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Why did the pig go to the casino…
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the slop machine !
Why did the parrot wear a rainco…
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
Why did the pig join the Army? H…
Why did the pig join the Army?
He heard the food was a mess.
Why did the pig join a muscle-bu…
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
He thought “pumping iron” was a new juice dispenser.