Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because they like being amoosed !
Why do cows like being told joke…
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Why do computer teachers never g…
Why do computer teachers never get sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Why do dentists like potatoes?Be…
Why do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Why do cows wear bells around th…
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To…
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?The…
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Why do dogs run in circles ?Beca…
Why do dogs run in circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares !
Why do dogs bury bones in the gr…
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?
Because you can’t bury them in trees !
Why do dogs wag their tails ?”Be…
Why do dogs wag their tails ?
“Because no one else will do it for them !”
Why do dogs turn around three ti…
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.