Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?…
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test their meattle!
Why do burgers laugh when you su…
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!
Why do cannibals make suitcases …
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?
Because they’re headcases !
Why do cannibals make suitcases …
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads?
Because they’re headcases.
Why do cemeteries have fences ar…
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why do cats chase birds ?For a l…
Why do cats chase birds ?
For a lark !
Why do church bells never send e…
Why do church bells never send e-mails?
They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why do Chihuahuas have such shor…
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
Why do cows think cooks are mean…
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!