Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
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Why do barbers make good drivers…
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
Why do bald-headed men never use…
Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
Because they’ve lost their locks.
Why do bears have fur coats ? Be…
Why do bears have fur coats ?
Because they’d look stupid in anoraks !
Why do beavers spend a fortune o…
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
They never want to log off.
Why do bees have sticky hair ?Be…
Why do bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse of the honey combs !
Why do bees buzz ?Because they c…
Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can’t whistle !
Why do black cats never shave ?B…
Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Why do bees hum ?Because they’ve…
Why do bees hum ?
Because they’ve forgotten the words !
Why do blondes wash their hair i…
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That’s where you wash all your vegetables!