Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They can stick to the subject!
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Why didn’t the two worms go into…
Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !
Why didn’t the two worms get on …
Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
Why do accountants get excited o…
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work
Why do aardvarks make undesirabl…
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
Why do apes climb to the tops of…
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!
Why do actors like snooker halls…
Why do actors like snooker halls?
Because that’s where they get their best cues.
Why do accountants make good lov…
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures.
Why do artists never win when th…
Why do artists never win when they play football ?
They keep drawing !
Why do Apes love to go to school…
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!