Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the alligators. I’ve never seen an alligator In a tree. That’s because the pigs do such a good job.
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Why do pigs never recover from i…
Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
Why do postmen carry letters?Bec…
Why do postmen carry letters?
Because the letters can’t go anywhere by themselves.
Why do polo bears like bald men …
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
Why do polo bears like bald men …
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
Why do programmers always get Ch…
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why do primates do so well in sh…
Why do primates do so well in show biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!
Why do raindrops like lightning …
Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
-So they can see where they are going
Why do rabbits go to the beauty …
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
Why do so few men end up in Heav…
Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
They never stop to ask directions.