Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?
).
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?
).
Why do the elephants have short tails ?
Because they can’t remember long stories !
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?
Because when the cane goes ‘bam’ the child goes boo!
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
They don’t really know – but they’re NUTS about him!
Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
-They are dizzy
Why do tomcats fight ?
Because they like raising a stink !
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners?
Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself?
Does it spoil the fun?
I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him.
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.