Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Why do University of Arkansas gr…
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Why do wallets make so much nois…
Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because money talks.
Why do waiters prefer elephants …
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup?
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Why do waiters like Gorillas bet…
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
Why do we drive on parkways when…
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why do we dress baby girls in pi…
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because they can’t dress themselves.
Why do women have smaller feet t…
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Why do witches have stiff joints…
Why do witches have stiff joints ?
They get broomatism !
Why do we put candles on top of …
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!