Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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Why does someone who runs marath…
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
Why does the monster act wild an…
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?
He’s trying to age disgracefully!
Why does the Hound of the Basker…
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because he’s the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Why does your brother wear a lif…
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
Why does the Philippines ban rec…
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?
They cause too much brain damage.
Why does the new Polish Navy hav…
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like…
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him
Why doesn’t a dog ever have a no…
Why doesn’t a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why does your sister have yeast …
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and shine.