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Why don’t sheep shrink when it r…
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don’t Purdue athletes eat pi…
Why don’t Purdue athletes eat pickles?
They can’t get their heads in the jar.
Why don’t whales eat sushi very …
Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Why don’t vikings send e-mails?T…
Why don’t vikings send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don’t women work as long and…
Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office?
They do it right first time.
Why don’t women blink during for…
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
Why don’t you stamp e-mails?Beca…
Why don’t you stamp e-mails?
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Why don’t you see blonde pharmac…
Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists?
They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!
Why haven’t Women landed on the …
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon?
– Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!