Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of the tree bark.
Why was the cat afraid of the tr…
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Why was the centipede late ?Beca…
Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !
Why was the centipede dropped fr…
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !
Why was the cat so small ?Becaus…
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate condensed milk !
Why was the cowboy a lot of laug…
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was always horsing around.
Why was the farmer hopping mad ?…
Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
Why was the Easter Bunny so upse…
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn…
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead !
Why was the frog down in the mou…
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un hoppy !
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?B…
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !