Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school?
Because two heads are better than one.
Why was the big, hairy, two-head…
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Why was the banker bored? Becaus…
Why was the banker bored?
Because he lost interest in everything.
Why was the broom late ? It over…
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Why was the boy unhappy to win t…
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Why was the burger thrown out of…
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)
Why was the cannibal expelled fr…
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Why was the calf afraid?He was a…
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
Why was the cannibal looking pee…
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Why was the cannibal fined by th…
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
Why was the cat so small ?Becaus…
Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate condensed milk !