Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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Why was Dracula always willing t…
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
Why was he woman arrested on a c…
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
Why was George Washington buried…
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !
Why was Santa’s little helper de…
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why was Santa’s little helper de…
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why was the actor pleased to be …
Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?
Because at last he was in the noose.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to …
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
Why was six scared of seven? Bec…
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
Why was the birthday cake as har…
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!