Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
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Why men like to fishing so much?…
Why men like to fishing so much?
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Why should you use six hooks on …
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
eFISHancy!
Why should you never watch a vid…
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
It always plays with the “paws” button on the VCR.
Why should you never invite a pi…
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Why shouldn’t you carry two half…
Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
Why shouldn’t you believe a pers…
Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?
Because he is lying.
Why was Cinderella able to surf …
Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Why type of lightning likes to p…
Why type of lightning likes to play sports?
-Ball lightning
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets w…
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
Because time will tell.