Why is the sky not happy on clear days?
It has the blues
Why is the sky not happy on clea…
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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? …
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
– You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Why is the time in the USA behin…
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?
Because England was discovered before the USA !
Why is your face all scratched ?…
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Why is your dad chasing those pi…
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?
We’re raising mashed potatoes.
Why isn’t a dime worth as much t…
Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why is your nose in the middle o…
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
Why isn’t there a Superpig? It’s…
Why isn’t there a Superpig?
It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the w…
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why should you be careful playin…
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!