Why is stupid monster like a jack-o’-lantern?
They both have empty heads.
Why is stupid monster like a jac…
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Why is the letter “t” so importa…
Why is the letter “t” so important to a stick insect?
Without it would be a sick insect.
Why is the cook worried about ca…
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Why is the air so clean and heal…
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why is the letter N the most pow…
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Why is the monsters’ football pi…
Why is the monsters’ football pitch wet?
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
Why is the Liberty Bell like a d…
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they’re both cracked!
Why is the old, decrepit horse n…
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!
Why is the moon like a dollar?It…
Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four quarters.
Why is the space between a woman…
Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.