Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
Because they’re always out for blood!
Why is it tough to compete again…
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Why is polar bear cheap to have …
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
It lives on ice !
Why is money called dough? Becau…
Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it.
Why is politics for the birds?Be…
Why is politics for the birds?
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Why is President Carter importan…
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why is Russia a very fast countr…
Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because the people are always Russian !
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quic…
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
Why is someone who borrows money…
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Why is sex like a game of bridge…
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
-You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.
Why is the air so clean and heal…
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.