Why wouldn’t the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
She didn’t want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
Why wouldn’t the bird let her ch…
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Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his…
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted.
Why wouldn’t the sow let her pig…
Why wouldn’t the sow let her piglets play with toads?
She didn’t want them to grow into wart hogs.
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the…
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ?
Because he had his own scales !
Why, if the best things in life …
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Why You Need Insurance by Justin…
Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “…
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: “The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn’t it wonderful that they’re not going to bother us anymore?
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Wife to Husband: I’ll have you k…
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.
Wife to husband as they watch th…
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:”He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant.”
Wife: “Do you think of me when y…
Wife: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?
“Husband: “Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.”