Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs bi…
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Why won’t a witch wear a flat ca…
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap?
Because there’s no point in it.
Why were you late ?Sorry, teache…
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Why won’t pigs take up jogging? …
Why won’t pigs take up jogging?
They don’t like to get that far from the table.
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Si…
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he’s always coming back!
Why would someone in jail want t…
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?
So he could break out.
Why won’t the witch let the trav…
Why won’t the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She’s afraid they’ll bring down the house.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with th…
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
Why would the cannibal only eat …
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother…
Why wouldn’t the piglet’s mother let her read romantic novels?
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.