Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !
Why were the early days of histo…
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Why were the burgers in the refr…
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!
Why were the flies playing footb…
Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
Why were the elephants thrown ou…
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?
Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up !
Why were the ghosts wet and tire…
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had just dread-ged the lake.
Why were the hens lying on their…
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up !
Why were the trick-or-treaters w…
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!
Why were the two managers sittin…
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It was a cup draw!
Why were the two managers sittin…
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It was a cup draw !
Why were the vets and pounds mad…
Why were the vets and pounds mad?
It was raining cats and dogs