yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”