Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)