Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?

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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!