Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”