Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y