Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.