How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?
By her suntan !
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How can you tell a Minnesota hoc…
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
How can you tell a lawyer is lyi…
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other lawyers look interested.
How can you tell if a dinosaur i…
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
How can you tell a rabbit from a…
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
How can you tell if a ghost is a…
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
How can you tell if an elephant’…
How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
How can you tell if a monster ha…
How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
Because it comes out in conversation
How can you tell if a man is che…
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?
He has a bath more than once a month.
How can you tell if a tornado is…
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?
-If it spins anti-cyclonically