How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her “W.”
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How can you recognize a Gnome Pi…
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?
They’re the ones with the little red hats.
How can you mend King Kong’s arm…
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.
How can you spell too much with …
How can you spell too much with two letters?
XS (excess).
How can you shorten a bed?Don’t …
How can you shorten a bed?
Don’t sleep long in it.
How can you tell if a dinosaur i…
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
How can you tell an old person f…
How can you tell an old person from a young person?
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
How can you tell an Italian witc…
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?
By her suntan !
How can you tell elephants love …
How can you tell elephants love to travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !
How can you tell a rabbit from a…
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!