How can you make a soup rich?
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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How can you help a starving cann…
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand !
How can you make a basset hound …
How can you make a basset hound fast?
Take away its food!
How can you make a moth ball ? H…
How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with a fly swatter.
How can you kill an idiot with h…
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus.
How can you make money fast?Glue…
How can you make money fast?
Glue it to the floor.
How can you spell too much with …
How can you spell too much with two letters?
XS (excess).
How can you recognize a Gnome Pi…
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?
They’re the ones with the little red hats.
How can you shorten a bed? Don’t…
How can you shorten a bed?
Don’t sleep long in it.
How can you make a witch itch? T…
How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her “W.”