How can you avoid falling hair?
Get out of the way.
How can you avoid falling hair?
Get out of the way.
How can a can you double your money?
By folding it in half.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?
They both wear stripes !
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents!
How can you get rich by eating?
Eat fortune cookies.
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
Smack a monster.
How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?
If it’s a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
How can you double your money?
Look at it in a mirror.