How do athletes send e-mails?
On the Inter-sweat.
How do athletes send e-mails?
On the Inter-sweat.
How do Alaska CB radio operators say “10-4”?
“5-5-2-2.”
How do Filipinos count money?
One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a …
How do dolphins send messages?
By sea-mail.
How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn calories.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them!
How do eels get around the seabed?
They go by octobus.
How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady glow !
How do comedians send messages?
By tee-hee mail.