How did you find the weather at camp?
It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
How did you find the weather at camp?
It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
Tired.
How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
How did the world’s tallest monster become short overnight?
Someone stole all his money.
How did you do in your tests ?
I did what George Washington did !What was that ?
Went down in history !
How do athletes send e-mails?
On the Inter-sweat.
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
They disguise themselves as uncles!
How do Alaska CB radio operators say “10-4”?
“5-5-2-2.”
How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo.
How do bees get to school ?
By school buzz !