How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !
How did the toad die ? He simply…
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How did the rabbit become a wres…
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny d…
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
How did the rainbow know is was …
How did the rainbow know is was lost?
-It was a clear day
How did the Mother Banana spoil …
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.
How did the monster cure his sor…
How did the monster cure his sore throat?
He spent all day gargoyling.
How did the telephones get marri…
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
How did the octopus lovers walk …
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
How did the obscene telephone ca…
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
How did the woman feel when she …
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
Tired.