How did the flea learn to use the internet?
He had to start from scratch.
How did the flea learn to use the internet?
He had to start from scratch.
How did the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down
How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?
Terrier-fied !
How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
He built hotels on Pork Place.
How did the jury find the hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!
How did the hail stone describe it’s life?
-It really has a lot of ups and downs
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
He was shocked.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!