How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
It was using a hide-‘n-go-seekle!
How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
It was using a hide-‘n-go-seekle!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her blanket.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
How did the fish’s tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?
Somebody took a corner !