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How do the Rolling Stones like t…
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
How do sheep sign their e-mails?…
How do sheep sign their e-mails?
Ewes sincerely.
How do snails get their shells a…
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
How do snowmen travel around ?By…
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
How do stones stop moths eating …
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths !
How do skunks like their e-mails…
How do skunks like their e-mails?
Scent.
How do snowmen read their e-mail…
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an icy-stare!
How do spacemen pass the time on…
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
They play astronauts and crosses !
How do we know that Apes are lik…
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
They’ll both bite at anything!