How do nuns surf the web?
On the Hymnternet.
How do nuns surf the web?
On the Hymnternet.
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?
“Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”
How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
Central bleating !
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
Yellow?
How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?
With spirit levels.
How do rain drops marry?
-They coalesce
How do really posh dogs send messages?
By predigree-mail.
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit!