How do hens encourage their football teams?
They egg them on!
How do hens encourage their foot…
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How do Indian chiefs send messag…
How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By teepee-mail!
How do long distance runners sen…
How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On the sprin-ternet.
How do Italian Chefs swap recipe…
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By Spaghett-e-mail!
How do Iranians speak on the tel…
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
How do jockeys determine which r…
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
How do Jewish people celebrate C…
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What a Friend We Have In Jesus…”
How do mountainers send messages…
How do mountainers send messages?
By ski-mail.
How do man-eating monsters count…
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?
On their warts.
How do mice celebrate when they …
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !