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Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I don't tip, ... Read more
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of ... Read more
Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it ... Read more
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be ... Read more
Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasn't last ... Read more
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the ... Read more
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't ... Read more
Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging ... Read more
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when hedecided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, Ican read your love line and tell your romantic future."Paul ... Read more
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the ... Read more
