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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid ... Read more
Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to ... Read more
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to ... Read more
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much ... Read more
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: ... Read more
Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm ... Read more
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come ... Read more
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will ... Read more
Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: You've got multiple ... Read more
Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my ... Read more
