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Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their ... Read more
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Don't smile in a bad ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't ... Read more
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID ... Read more
