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Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most ... Read more
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am ... Read more
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked ... Read more
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right ... Read more
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met ... Read more
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, ... Read more
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is ... Read more
Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in the closet!!!Kid: Hey, When will I get out?Principal: Oh, sooner or ... Read more
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on ... Read more
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: ... Read more
