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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission ... Read more
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad won't like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my ... Read more
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: That's not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard ... Read more
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight.Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one ... Read more
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead ... Read more
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred: Because you can't lay ... Read more
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: One big haystack ... Read more
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A ... Read more
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a ... Read more
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines ... Read more
