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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: ... Read more
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense ... Read more
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: A reindeerTeacher: Good, now name another.Class: Another ... Read more
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: That's what I say, what's the ... Read more
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I ... Read more
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at ... Read more
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two ... Read more
Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens ... Read more
Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ... Read more
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At ... Read more
