Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me?

Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why?

Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.

Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!”

Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside.”

Dentist: Don’t worry. I’m painless.Patient: I’m not.

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?

Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work?

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Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why don’t you marry her?

Dentist: I can’t afford to. She’s my best patient.