Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Detective: Why did you dump thos…
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Dewey and Odell met on the Brown…
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?
” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!”
Dick and Bob were on a hunting t…
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one!”OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.
Dick and Jane were arguing furio…
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ‘ Oh you’re so stupid!’ shouted Dick.’Dick!’ said their father, ‘that’s quite enough of that! Now say you’re sorry.”OK,’ said Dick. ‘Jane, I’m sorry you’re stupid.’
Did the bionic monster have a br…
Did the bionic monster have a brother ?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
Did they play tennis in ancient …
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court!
Did u know that a condom had a s…
Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
No, I never had to unroll one that far.
Did you ever blow bubbles as as …
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child?
Yeh, well he’s back in town and wants your new number.
Did you ever see a country boy i…
Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, “Taxi!”
Did you find my horse well behav…
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!