Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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Why did the big pig want to go o…
Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
There was a lot of ham in him.
Why did the bird join he air for…
Why did the bird join he air force?
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
Why did the biscuit cry? Because…
Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
Why did the blond lay out on the…
Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
She wanted to get a dark tan.
Why did the blonde burn her ear?…
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Why did the blonde call the welf…
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Why did the blonde climb up to t…
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Why did the blonde cross the roa…
Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don’t know. Neither did she!
Why did the blonde have blisters…
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.