Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Why did the blonde put her finge…
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Why did the blonde run out of sh…
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
Why did the blonde stare at the …
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
It said “concentrate” on it!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past …
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why did the boxer date the prett…
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?
Because she was a knockout!
Why did the boy become an astron…
Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
Because he was no earthly good !
Why did the boy become an astron…
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
Because he was told he was no earthly good.
Why did the boy carry a clock an…
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !
Why did the boy feel warm on his…
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Why did the boy jump up and down…
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.